Bill. Your average American citizen. He lives around you. He is always watching you. You just don't know it. Bill; the mysterious spy that haunts you. Ya, well enough of that. Bill is a kool dude. He is my homie cheez craka. Like, this one time, we went to a donut shop to buy some shoelaces, when all of the sudden, the seventh relam collapsed. We didn't really care, seeing as how it was, oh I'd say about, I dunno, maybe 30,000,000 miles away from us, and we didn't know what it was (for now). Then, when are shoelaces were done, we went to the park to enjoy them (because, you know, they are solar powered), and then, all of the sudden, our good friend Andeni walked up to us. You would think that he would have some kind of fancy entrance scene, you know, like with colored smoke, his own theme song, some cool stuff, and everything, but you know, he didn't really have time to fix up anything, because, you will soon find out, he was in a big hurry.

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