About Me
This is the part of the site that tells all about me, Jeff.

ABOUT ME:

Sup Homie Cheez Cracker, my name is Jeff. Actually, I am called ******** (I bleeped out the letters in my name for safety reasons), but all of my friends call me Jeff. Well, actually, only a few call me that. Like 3 people. The rest call me ********. Haha, you don't know what it says. Anyway, I live in Blank, Washington. Not D.C. That is all the information about where I live that I can tell you, because if I gave out my address, I would have millions of fans at my door every day (*cough* *cough* 123 W. Fake St. *cough*). Oh crap, I told you. Oh well. I am 15 years old, and my birthday is March 23. I haven't made a Cheese Pie at my house for a while, because my new oven only goes to 6,999 degrees, 1 degree too cool, so I have to go to Z-Man's house to make one. As you can hear, for those of you with a fast internet, or DSL, I like the song "Vertigo" (If you stay here long enough, it will play 101 times) by the band "U2", because it is the best song ever. I give it 5 stars. It just shows that you can have a good song without extreme profane language (that is one thing that ruins alot of songs). Also, I like B-Man and Z-Man's comics (At coolcomixbz.com), and, the best thing in the entire universe, the biggest ensamble ever to hit television, Friends! I speak Spanish too, I have taken lessons for three years. Anyway, well, there isn't much more to say, sooo, ya. Check back later for more stuff.

My e-mail address is JeffMcBeef@hotmail.com