My Name Is Jeff
Today's pie making is assisted by Steve.

A recipe for Jeff & Steve's Cheese Pie!

I like pie. Pie is good to me.

Making pie is easier than you think. Follow along and you will learn to make cheese pie as good as steve. It's as easy as spelling the word a.

Sometimes I feel alone. When this happens, I cry. Sometimes I cry in a pillow, sometimes I cry with Snuffles, the bedtime dinosaur, and sometimes I cry with a mouth full of potatoes. Mmmmm, potatoes.

First, you take a pie tin and stuff it with cheese. Mmmmmmmm, cheese. I like cheese. I wish that my cheese was more yellowy. Oh well. so you take the pie tin full of cheese and put it in the oven. Hmmm, what temperature sounds good to you steve? Yes, 7,000 degrees sounds good to me too. Next, how long. What do you think, Steve? Ya, 300 hours sounds good to me too. When it is done, you can see that it is hard as a rock. Now you have made your very own homemade frisbee!

Now, take your frisbee and hide it in your pocket. Go outside and hide behind a car. Find an old lady, and throw it at her. Yell "Yay, Chicken!!!" Now you have graduated from making pie for idiots school. Next, if you want to go even farther to get a P.H.D, (Pie Heating Degree), then put your frisbee on the counter. Put a fork on it. Then, lick the sink and feed the cat. I like cats. Sometimes, I put cats in the oven to stay warm. Change of plans, put the cat on the pie, and sell it to your neighbor. You know are more learned about pie.

Here is a story by Steve. "Mi unkel hert mi felinges, cus he sed dat i had a pikkl an a soqkqre bal, or wus it sokqkre, o wel, a cokee in u pikl holdr." Okay, well steve is pretending that he never went to skol, I mean school. Let this be a lesson to you kids, go to school. (OR ELSE!!!)

This is a short tape taken in the photo hut. "Man, I hope the boss doesn't see me slacking off." "Dude, you are the boss." "Oh yeah, I forget." "Steve is itchy!" "Shut up, or you won't be able to itch anymore!" "Go home, take a nap, eat something, drink something, go to school, tell a story, tip a cow, do something funny, do something not funny, wait, I don't care, wait, I do, never mind, wait no, yes, no, I don't know, oh well, goodbye."

I was on one of my favorite websites titled "CoolComixBZ", and I was reading one of the comics. All of the sudden, I was being possessed. That was weird. Oh well. So anyway, it is really cool. I happen to have known both of the creators since 6th grade. hat is one of my favorite web pages. I guarantee you go there. The address is http://www. Coolcomixbz.com.

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Stupid Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he felt like it!......Q:Why did the duck cross the road? A: Because he felt like it......Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't feel like it......Q: Why didn't the car start on Tuesday? A: Because it was Thursday!......Q: What did the orange say to the toothbrush? A: Nothing, they're both democrats!......Q: What did the laughing man say? A: "Hahaha", Duh......Q: Why did the psycho man jump off the cliff? A: Because it was there......I'll get more later.

COOL QUOTES BY ME, B-man, and Z-man (From CoolComixBZ.Com)! W007!!!

(if you look closely, W007 is actually the word woot written in our own cool way!)

The American spirit does not live within the Olive Garden.......W007 for piegurt!.......Life is like a box of chocolates, but all of the chocolates hate you.......Visiting this website is like peeing your pants in a black suit; you get a warm tingly feeling, but nobody seems to notice.......I'll remember more later.

Check back later and I will add more stuff. Eventually, it will be so much more than a successful recipe.